And not because I want to see the Hannah Montana movie....
I had a nosebleed at work, my first one, and totally freaked out 4th grade style. Well, more like middle school girl getting her period for the first time style ala "Why is this happening to me? Why am I bleeding from there? I'm so nervous and anxious now that everyone is staring at me." Then the motherly voice inside my head said (since I didn't have a school nurse in this analogy) "It's ok, your body is going through changes, this is natural."
I think my inaugural nose bleed on 4/20 signifies something....not sure what though....
Monday, April 20, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
OH SNAP
I just called someone a Ho-Bag. It was the first time that diss has been used since 1997, and it was incredibly satisfying.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
FOMWW2CTHMM
Ok so I'm totes obsesed with.....
Hannah Montana the Movie: Have I seen? No. Do I want to? YES! Am I over the age of 15? Not in dog years! I don't even know what it's about but it's magical powers are luring me in. So Friends Of Mine Who Want 2 C The Hannah Montana Movie let me know STAT. All I have to say is I already know I'm going to totally love it....at least for the next 5 seconds.
Hannah Montana the Movie: Have I seen? No. Do I want to? YES! Am I over the age of 15? Not in dog years! I don't even know what it's about but it's magical powers are luring me in. So Friends Of Mine Who Want 2 C The Hannah Montana Movie let me know STAT. All I have to say is I already know I'm going to totally love it....at least for the next 5 seconds.
I have 800 stamps in my purse
I do have 800 stamps in my purse and I stood in line at two DC post offices on TAX DAY (CAPS MEANS THINGS ARE IMPORTANT) to get them. At the first USPS I was being offered only Montana* stamps - and that place blows, so I was like, I'm out.
But the real crazy came at lunch when a third party observer decided to tell my college roommate about how her mother (my roommate's) should go back to school to get a PhD and thus a promotion at her job. She was eating alone and I guess wanted to join in because she was lonely/bored/crazy, and one piece of totally useless information would have been tolerable but when she kept talking to us I knew things were quickly deteriorating. I wasn't sure how I could politely tell her to get the eff out of our conversation. I wanted to start a new convo and say like "Yeah, I think I have a like a yeast infection or something, it really burns" since that would surely deter most people but sometimes fighting crazy with crazy backfires. And then we'd all be talking about our vags over a $7.95 pizza lunch. Whatever, I've had worse (convos and lunches).
*The only thing I know about Montana is from Kristin Garber and she said it sucked.
But the real crazy came at lunch when a third party observer decided to tell my college roommate about how her mother (my roommate's) should go back to school to get a PhD and thus a promotion at her job. She was eating alone and I guess wanted to join in because she was lonely/bored/crazy, and one piece of totally useless information would have been tolerable but when she kept talking to us I knew things were quickly deteriorating. I wasn't sure how I could politely tell her to get the eff out of our conversation. I wanted to start a new convo and say like "Yeah, I think I have a like a yeast infection or something, it really burns" since that would surely deter most people but sometimes fighting crazy with crazy backfires. And then we'd all be talking about our vags over a $7.95 pizza lunch. Whatever, I've had worse (convos and lunches).
*The only thing I know about Montana is from Kristin Garber and she said it sucked.
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