Colon Blow

Living on a dime is tough man. I went to the organic store to get an onion, and I saw they had a cereal on sale 2 for $5. Cereal is usually around like $5 a box and I thought, "Hey, this is a good deal. It's a puffed cereal like the Kashi kind I like, and looks the same as the Kashi kind I like. And, oh look, the Kashi kind I like is $5.29 a box. I'm sold." First of all, I should know better than to base a taste comparison off a picture on a cardboard box. However, considering this cereal does in fact taste like cardboard, I should have taken my comparison literal. Also, when it says on the box "Still no Sugar!" believe them. They aren't lying. They wouldn't put it on the box if it wasn't true. Oh wait, they did say "Great Taste" so I guess that was a lie. Finally, it's called Simply Fiber. Once again, they weren't kidding because that's all it is: FIBER. Not Simply Flavor, not Simply Sugar, not Simply Healthy - Simply Fiber. Let's just say that is the one thing it is living up to. Actually we should call it Simply Colonic, because that is what it will do to you after one bowl.

I had my second bowl this morning. (Why? Because I'm broke and I can eat it down fast enough with vanilla soy milk to make it manageable) When I poured it into my bowl a piece of cardboard fell in....oh the irony. I almost didn't take it out.

Let's hope the cinnamon kind tastes better. I have $2.50 more of this stuff to force down. Yay recession breakfast!

PS. Please Hulu the SNL Colon Blow commercial. I love Phil Hartman so much and the theme song is ridiculous! You'll just have to sit through the first part. Get it, sit through?! Oy, I need a drink.